29 Hilarious Tweets Made By Married People

 

These husbands and wives were feeling a bit frustrated when they took the passive-aggressive route and got on Twitter! The following is a collection of hilarious tweets that are sure to speak to every married person out there.

1. Most wives would be thrilled with a pet panda…unless of course there’s no food in the house.
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2. Once you’re married, you start asking the important questions in life
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3. All it takes is one minute of snoring.
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4. You know you need to step your game up when the cashier questions your marriage.
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5. This husband needs to really let it go.
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6. One brain to rule them all.
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7. She wouldn’t have to yell if you didn’t do such stupid things while she was gone.
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8. Don’t underestimate the persuasiveness of your wife.
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9. I wonder what gave it away?
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10. Money is the root of at least 90 percent of all marriage woes.
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