Her Husband Got Banned From Walmart And The Reasons Why Will Leave You Laughing…

Dear Mrs. Green:

Over the past six months, your husband Royce has been causing quite a commotion in or Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and as a result, will ban your entire family shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

Three of our clerks are currently attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. all complaints against Mr. green have been compiled and are listed below.

Mr. Wally Brown Complaint Department

Memo Re: Mr. Greem – Complaints – Things Mr. Royce Green has done while his wife was shopping:

1. November 15, 2013: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s cats when they weren’t looking.

2. November 23, 2013: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. December 10, 2103: Made the trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. December 23, 2013: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares!” and watched what happened.

5. January 10, 2014: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. January 23, 2014: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7.February 15, 2014: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the other shoppers he’d invite them in if they’d bring pillows from the bedding department.

8.. March 5, 2014: When a clerk asked if she could help him, he threw himself down on the floor, began to cry and wailed, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

9. March 26, 2014: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. April 2, 2014: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. April 15, 2014: Darted around the store, looking around suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

12. April 26, 2014: In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna look” using different size funnels.

13. May 1, 20144: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled, “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

14. July 12, 2014: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed, “NO! NO! Sheila! It’s those voices again!!!!”

And last, but not least, just today…

15. September 16, 2014: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then yelled very loudly, “Hey, somebody! I need some toilet paper in here!”

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