As you grow up, you have a myriad of influences around – parents, grandparents, siblings, friends, teachers, coaches…probably a lot more people impacting your life than you even realize. But here are 27 important bits of advice to adhere to in life that those people probably did NOT tell you.
1.A highway underpass isn’t memorable in a good way.
2.Chafing sucks.
3.This is SO MUCH safer.
4.Always listen to kids.
5.That whole tree in the forest thing works for everything.
6.Vegetables are overrated.
7.Keep things interesting.
8.You only get one. Keep it safe.
9.Listen to doors.
10.Never be the first to howl.
11.Put your BB Gun in your CHECKED luggage when you fly.
12.Just don’t touch anything — ever.
13.Learn to cook bacon — it’s important.
14.This is important too.
15.If a fortune cookie gives you medical advice — take it.
16.Pasta is awesome.