17 Funny And Creative Snowmen That Put Frosty To Shame

The formula for the perfect snowman is pretty straightforward.

To start off, you need three balls of snow, a carrot, a hat and a scarf, and then you’ll have to track down a few pieces of coal and a corncob pipe because the standards for snowmen haven’t been updated since 1947.

There’s nothing wrong with making a classic snowman, but if you really want to set yourself apart, you’re going to want to switch things up a little bit.

You can use them to make an overtly political statement or to comment on social issues, but if you lack the ability to take yourself that seriously, the “funny” route is probably the better bet.

Here’s some inspiration.

A snowman’s beer is always ice cold.

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Unfortunately, they don’t always know their limits.

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The long-term implications of this lifestyle can be devastating.

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You’ve got to start somewhere.

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This is his “After” picture.

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Sometimes, being realistic with yourself is the best way to cope.

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The horror… the horror…

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You really can’t go wrong with classic literary references.

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The same rules apply when it comes to pop culture.

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I don’t know if this is a “Temple of Doom” reference, but I’m going to assume it is.

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Horrific violence is a lot funnier when it’s inflicted upon snowmen.

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The same goes for the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Calvin would be proud.

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If you’re like me and have an extra toilet or two hanging around, this is an absolute no-brainer.

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He’s continuing a time-honored American tradition: moving to Florida to die.

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All he has to do is wait for the sun to come out. He’ll be able to escape in no time.

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And finally, a rare example of a Political Snowman that doesn’t suck.

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