Is her name Sarah, too?
I’m no expert, but something tells me his next step shouldn’t be having more sex
“Your name for his middle name.” Smooth.
Of course he still lives with his mom. Of course he does.
Shopping for baby clothes would probably be more fun
This guy is a regular Ashton Kutcher
Well, I can think of one reason
I bet he’s at an Olive Garden
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