15 Hilarious Pool Floats For Adults Who Never Grew Up

Once upon a time, pool floats were boring!  Just rectangular, massive slices of vinyl pumped full of air with no characteristics to speak of. Today however, it’s a different story. Pool floats come in all shapes and sizes, colors and designs.  Here are some of the more unique pool floats!

#1. Imagine floating on water, on the torso of a hot guy?
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#2. And it’s not just for the ladies, men can get a total bikini babe to paddle around the pool.
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#3. This epic float is one massive slip-and-slide/bouncy house, the price is epic as well, $9,000.
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#4. You can have so much fun on these floats, either riding or battling your swimming buddy!
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#5. How much fun is this float?  Think of the Instagram photos you could take with this one.
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#6. Just seven friends will complete the pie created by this float.
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#7. You may not mind bugs…but a floating cockroach?  Kind of gross, even for a float.
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#8. Taylor Swift made this float the most popular selling float of 2016. Who wouldn’t want to ride a unicorn?
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#9. Everyone loves flamingos.
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#10. This float is a tad intimidating, but pretty darn cool!
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#11. Imagine floating on this?  
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#12. A watermelon float?  This is just about as summer as you can get.
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#13. This pretzel shaped float has room for 2 more friends!
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#14. OK, not sure this is my favorite emoji, but a float?  
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#15. And finally, this: The ultimate summer float has cupholders for the ultimate summer cocktail!pool floats 15


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