He thought getting married meant his wife would start participating in his activities and he’d do the same…but his wife had other plans and he had no option but to say this to her.
An Avid Sportsman and Hunter, Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was getting his equipment ready for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.”
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“You were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
He replied, “I wasn’t.”
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