26 Perfectly Hilarious Ways to Respond to an Idiot By Text

We all have that one person…we don’t know how they got our number or just plain wish we hadn’t given it to them.  You can ignore them completely, but what fun would that be?  Instead, you could troll them in the fashion that these clever people chose.  Enjoy!

1. Be honest:

Be honest:

2. Send the most beautiful picture you have:

Send the most beautiful picture you have:

3. Use good ol’ fashioned threats physical violence:

Use good ol' fashioned threats physical violence:

4. Channel your childhood:

Channel your childhood:

5. Share some intimate family details:

Share some intimate family details:

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6. Share your deepest, darkest secrets:

Share your deepest, darkest secrets:

7. Catch ‘em all:

Catch 'em all:

8. Let them know about your hopes and dreams:

Let them know about your hopes and dreams:

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9. Make great use of Lisa:

Make great use of Lisa:

10. Ask the hard hitting questions:

Ask the hard hitting questions:

11. Talk about Gary:

Talk about Gary:

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12. Send some cute pics:

Send some cute pics:

13. Channel Lucille Bluth:

Channel Lucille Bluth:

14. Send a dick pic:

Send a dick pic:

15. Give them what they want, even if they play hockey:

Give them what they want, even if they play hockey:

16. Tell them something sad:

Tell them something sad:

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17. Plan your nuptials:

Plan your nuptials:

18. Use some of that Disney magic:

Use some of that Disney magic:

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19. Do some detective work:

Do some detective work:

20. Drop some B-Franklin knowledge:

Drop some B-Franklin knowledge:

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21. Pull out the vegetables:

Pull out the vegetables:

22. Have them do your chores:

Have them do your chores:

23. Tell them where you’re from:

Tell them where you're from:

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24. Remind them of your favorite cartoon:

Remind them of your favorite cartoon:

25. Get creative:

Get creative:

26. Or just get Michael Cera to do the dirty work:

Or just get Michael Cera to do the dirty work:

Source:  Buzzfeed
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