28 Actual Comments From Doctors That Were Found In Patient’s Charts

This little list of Doctor comments have been floating around the internet for a while. I’m not sure how the information was obtained or if any of it is really true, but it is hilarious!

Doctors’ Comments On Patient Charts:

1 – “She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.”

2 – “On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.”

3 – “The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.”

4 – “Discharge status: Alive but without permission.”

5 – “Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.”

6 – “The patient refused an autopsy.”

7 – “The patient has no past history of suicides.”

8 – “Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.”

9 – “Patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.”

10 – “Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.”

11 – “Examination of genitalia reveals he is circus sized .”

12 – “She is numb from her toes down.”

13 – “While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.”

14 – “The skin was moist and dry.”

15 – “Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.”

16 – “Patient was alert and unresponsive.”

17 – “She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.”

18 – “I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.”

19 – “The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.”

20 – “Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.”

21 – “Skin: Somewhat pale but present.”

22 – “Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree.”

23 – “By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better.”

24 – “The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.”

25 – “When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.”

26 – “Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.”

27 – “The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.”

28 – “The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.”

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