Let’s get an undeniable truth out of the way here: offices aren’t exactly the most exciting places to work. Normally, you have to be quiet, there’s a lot of typing (data entry, anyone?), and it’s pretty monotonous. The most exciting task sometimes is water cooler talk.
When you’re not sure what to do, just cover or wrap everything in SOMETHING. Foil. Wrapping paper. Post-it notes. CHEETOS. You’re only limited by your imagination. Just wrap it and WRAP IT ALL! For example…
Or just do Cheetos because it’s bright orange and will result in bright orange skin.
If your co-worker is always forgetting things, give them a gentle reminder.
Let’s play a game. Get into your cubicle without knocking over all the cups.
This is for people like me that couldn’t wrap a present if their lives depended on it. Foil is malleable, so wrap everything and anything in it, no skill required.
Or if you really insist on wrapping things but still want minimal skill, newspaper is the key. They’re free at most places, too, so it’s a low-cost endeavor.
If you want to make them really feel like garbage…
Let the office know who your co-worker’s biggest crush is.
Or the Biebs…
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