His Father Notices His Son’s Room Is Clean And Bed Is Made. He Also Finds This Note That Crushes Him.

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A dad happens to pass by his kid’s room one afternoon and suddenly a dozen red flags appear. The bed is made. His clothes are put away. The room is totally clean. And there appears to be an envelop on his son’s pillow. It says “Dad” on it.

Rushing in the room, grabbing the letter, ripping it open nervously expecting something horrendously bad, he pulls out the note and begins reading:

“Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact she’s much older than I am.

But it’s not only the passion Dad; she’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune — for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it.

Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.




Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table. Call when it’s safe for me to come home!”

Wow! This lad is a genius when it comes to setting his parents up for some lousy school grades! No matter what, his father will be opening up that school report with a sigh of relief, and probably a hearty dose of laughter!

Be sure to share this kid’s brilliance with your friends and family, letting them know that there’s far worse things in life than bad math grades!


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